UNITED LEAGUE
TO MONTHLY MEETINGS WE ALL GO
THIS TO KEEP US IN THE KNOW
TWO DOLLARS GATHERED TO PAY THE RENT
OUR MONEY IS BEING WELL SPENT
ROLL CALL MADE LOUD AND CLEAR
TEAMS RESPOND BY YELLING HERE
NOT BEING PRESENT ON THAT DAY
A SMALL FEE YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY
MINUTES PASSED OUT TO BE VIEWED
AYES HAVE IT THEY ARE APPROVED
FINANCIAL RESOURCES WE HAVE TO TELL
ADVISING US IF WE ARE DOING WELL
FOR REGISTRATION YOU HAVE TO CALL
ALLOWING PLAYERS TO KICK THE BALL
COMMUNICATIONS COME FROM THE STATE
SO IN THE CUPS YOU KNOW YOUR FATE
GAMES COMMISSIONER THEN HAS HIS SAY
ARRANGING THE GAMES WE HAVE TO PLAY
SUNDAY WEATHER ALWAYS READ
IF IT’S BAD MID WEEK GAMES INSTEAD
REFEREES WE MUST HAVE THREE
ASSESSORS COME SO THEY CAN SEE
CARDS BEING GIVEN YELLOW AND RED
PLAYERS SUSPENDED SO IT IS SAID
PRESIDENT’S COMMENTS ARE THE NEXT THING
GOOD SENSE TO DECISIONS HE HOPES TO BRING
WHAT IS FOR THE GOOD OF THE GAME
OLD OR NEW BUSSINESS ONE IN THE SAME
VOTES ARE CAST ALL IS CLEAR
BOARD MEMBERS CHOSEN ONCE A YEAR
REMEMBER ALL WE ARE DOING JUST FINE
MEETING ADJOURNED THE CLOCK STRIKES NINE
BLAIR THOMSON (2010)